Friday, August 22, 2008

Because I'm Drunk and Annoyed and Reading the Internets at 2:00 in the Morning...

Dear Forum Poster:

No one has any business taking you seriously if you:
  • use a Greco-Roman pseudonym (on edit: uh-oh -- but then again, I rest my case)

  • treat Shakespeare like he matters more than any other great writer of the past 400 years

  • use the phrase: Wow. Just. Wow.

  • use the word sheeple

  • can't discuss contemporary sociopolitical issues without making references to obesity, waddling, Wal*Mart, sixpacks, etc.

  • can't discuss contemporary sociopolitical issues without making references to Hitler and the Nazis

  • think you're saying something profound by posting song lyrics.

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